Monday, April 11, 2011

A Fucking Cat Presents: Weekend Box Office Roundup



‘Hop’ Wins By A Hare
By Sammy Miller, Guest Contributor
West Hollywood, California

Looks like another victory for the bourgeois … Animated embarrassment Hop wins the box office for the second week in a row with $21.7MM, has me retching into my kitty litter. Do we really need a feature film about Easter? Was Hollywood worried that our brain cells might be rejuvenating in these dark days between the last Alvin & The Chipmunks and this summer’s The Smurfs?

Arthur phones it in with a measly $12.6MM opening…No big surprise that the studio didn’t publish the film’s budget. Could it be because Russel Brand’s hair and wardrobe cost nearly twice that much? This cat thinks Dudley Moore must be rolling over in his grave.

Hanna gave a promising showing with $12.3MM. Is this a prequel to that awful hairball that Disney’s been cramming down our throats for years now? I do know that little girl was just purrrrrfect in Atonement. Now that was a film that a civilized cat like me could really meow about.

Soul Surfer came in fourth with a surprising $11.1MM. Must have been a strong turnout by those movie goers who liked Blue Crush but felt that the hero had too many arms.

Well, that’s your weekend box office roundup. These dogs are really starting to irritate me. Adieu for now.

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