Monday, April 25, 2011

A Fucking Cat Presents: Weekend Box Office Roundup



Rio Rakes It In…Again.
By Sammy Miller, Guest Contributor
West Hollywood, California

Yawwwwn, another dreadful weekend for moviegoers…. With another $26.3MM, that damn bird managed to squeak by Madea Goes To The Bathroom and take first place for the second weekend in a row. Who is paying money to watch these abominations? I’d trade two of my nine lives to Tyler Perry if he’d just promise to stop making man-in-drag-and-a-fat-suit movies.

$25MM more dollars for the Madea franchise, although it’s best days are clearly behind us….the series hit its financial peak in ’09 when she went to jail and pulled in $40MM opening weekend. Wake me up when it’s time to review Madea Calls It Quits And Retires Privately.

Water For Elephants proves once again that Robert Pattinson can’t carry a movie as a mere mortal. With only $16.8MM, I’d say that there are plenty of elephants out there having to trade in their Evian and go back to drinking from the toilet.

Well, there you have it… only a few weeks left until the summer blockbuster season kicks in. Until then, I hear Disney has an African Cats documentary that’s quite fascinating. Ciao for now!

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